Mar 10, 2012 · The script to the classic Who's on First routine by the comedy team of Abbott and Costello, made famous in vaudevillie, TV, movies, radio

Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base. Abbott: No. What is on second base. Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second. Abbott: Who's on first. Costello: …

Who's on First? by Abbott and Costello is brought to you in its entire format by Baseball Almanac including an audio example for you to hear.

Sep 26, 2021 · So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team. Abbott: Oh, I'll -- I'll tell you their names, but you know, strange as it may seem, they give …

Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching? Abbott: Now listen. Who is not… Costello: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's...

Who’s On First? (Costello is joining Abbot’s Baseball team, and is seeking knowledge necessary to get to know the team. Abbot gladly provides.) COSTELLO: Hey Abbott! ABBOTT: Mornin’ …

Costello: Now, how did I get on third base? You mentioned his name! If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third? No - Who's playing first. Never mind first - I …

Who’s On First By Abbott and Costello Costello, I’m going to New York with you. You know, Bucky Harris, the Yank’s manager gave me a job as coach for as long as you’re on the team. …

The document is a script of the classic comedy routine "Who's on First" performed by Abbott and Costello. In the routine, Costello tries to find out the names of the players on Abbott's baseball …

Episode six of the fourth season of WKRP in Cincinnati (1981) is entitled "Who's on First?". It revolves around Mr. Carlson being mistaken for Herb Tarlek, and to "prove Andy wrong" Les …